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First Bj\u00f8rn was stood up by Siri, and had to entertain himself at a cold ice skating rink before finally giving up.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Then we asked our readers whether Bj\u00f8rn should give Siri a second chance. While some readers said he should dump her, and go out with them instead, a majority voted for Siri to be given a second chance.<\/a><\/p>\n

So here it is, finally, the Bj\u00f8rn and Siri date. And hey! You have got to admit that they look happy about it.<\/p>\n

We are in La Fontaine. It is an old school jazz venue: deep red walls, black and white pictures of famous musicians, worn out furniture. <\/p>\n

The musicians are tuning their instruments for the Sunday night jam. The room is full to the brim. <\/p>\n

Let us introduce our protagonists again: Bj\u00f8rn, 23, student at CBS and Siri, 28, designer. They are tucked in a corner besides the stage and are engaged in a deep discussion. They look completely startled when I show up. <\/p>\n

Here are the standard questions then:<\/p>\n

Would you rather: eat a pill that doubled all your emotions? Or one that halved them?<\/strong>
\nBj\u00f8rn: Halving emotions sounds pretty dull. I would rather double.
\nSiri: Double. <\/p>\n

Would you rather: be with the last person you kissed for all your life? Or never be able to kiss the same person twice?<\/strong>
\nBj\u00f8rn: I\u2019m staying with the last person.
\nSiri: I\u2019d rather not kiss the same person twice.<\/p>\n

Would you prefer: to take care of your friend\u2019s epileptical, incontinent Great Dane? Or of his 300 cockroaches?<\/strong>
\nBj\u00f8rn: Are the cockroaches free to roam the apartment? Can I put them in a box? (He thinks it over). Nevermind, I\u2019d still go for the dog.
\nSiri: Same. He won\u2019t be epileptic 24\/7, right?<\/p>\n

As the music starts and I gather my stuff and leave, Bj\u00f8rn and Siri seem relieved. They want to get on with their date. <\/p>\n

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It is an old school jazz venue: deep red walls, black and white pictures of famous musicians, worn out furniture. <\/p>\n<p>The musicians are tuning their instruments for the Sunday night jam. The room is full to the brim. <\/p>\n<p>Let us introduce our protagonists again: Bj\u00f8rn, 23, student at CBS and Siri, 28, designer. They are tucked in a corner besides the stage and are engaged in a deep discussion. They look completely startled when I show up. <\/p>\n<p>Here are the standard questions then:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you rather: eat a pill that doubled all your emotions? Or one that halved them?<\/strong><br \/>\nBj\u00f8rn: Halving emotions sounds pretty dull. I would rather double.<br \/>\nSiri: Double. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you rather: be with the last person you kissed for all your life? Or never be able to kiss the same person twice?<\/strong><br \/>\nBj\u00f8rn: I\u2019m staying with the last person.<br \/>\nSiri: I\u2019d rather not kiss the same person twice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you prefer: to take care of your friend\u2019s epileptical, incontinent Great Dane? Or of his 300 cockroaches?<\/strong><br \/>\nBj\u00f8rn: Are the cockroaches free to roam the apartment? Can I put them in a box? (He thinks it over). Nevermind, I\u2019d still go for the dog.<br \/>\nSiri: Same. He won\u2019t be epileptic 24\/7, right?<\/p>\n<p>As the music starts and I gather my stuff and leave, Bj\u00f8rn and Siri seem relieved. They want to get on with their date. <\/p>\n<p>universitypost@adm.ku.dk<\/p>\n<p><em>Like us on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/UniversityPost\" target=\"_blank\"> Facebook <\/a> for features, guides and tips on upcoming events. 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