{"id":20097,"date":"2011-08-08T08:45:36","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T06:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/?p=20097\/"},"modified":"2017-01-21T02:51:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-21T02:51:28","slug":"119-great-stupid-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/119-great-stupid-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"119 great stupid questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes stupid questions are not so stupid. Judge for yourself! And if you know some of the answers, please share them in the comment field below the list.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do we get a school uniform?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Danes drink so much more than the rest of Scandinavia?<\/li>\n<li>Do Danes like noodles with bacon?<\/li>\n<li>Do you need a license for one of those bikes? It looks serious\u2026<\/li>\n<li>How do you register for classes?<\/li>\n<li>Are we allowed to drink beer in the Metro?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a good supermarket?<\/li>\n<li>How do I get Elisabeth&#8217;s phone number?<\/li>\n<li>What can I do if my Metro ticket is stolen?<\/li>\n<li>How to marry a Danish girl?<\/li>\n<li>How do I come to the sea?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get a cheap bike?<\/li>\n<li>Why do people here wash their clothes with hot water?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Kroner have holes in them?<\/li>\n<li>Where do I find myself a silver fox in this city?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the cheapest pre-paid sim card company?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it not allowed\/possible to make a normal left-turn on a bike?<\/li>\n<li>Where is the cheapest supermarket in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the food in your European countries so terrible?<\/li>\n<li>How often do you go to toilet?<\/li>\n<li>Where is the toilet?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there so many Germans here?<\/li>\n<li>How many times have you been to Bilka in a day?<\/li>\n<li>Why does it smell weird here?<\/li>\n<li>Are you a dog?<\/li>\n<li>What is sour cream in Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Where is a big supermarket? What is it called?<\/li>\n<li>Where do you buy a jumper with University of Copenhagen on it?<\/li>\n<li>What colour underwear do you like the most?<\/li>\n<li>How do I type in letters (like \u00c5, \u00c6, \u00d8 etc.) on a non-Danish keyboard?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s Facebook?<\/li>\n<li>Why are the boys so handsome in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Can you speak Chinese?<\/li>\n<li>How does one approach a Danish individual for the purpose of coital interaction?<\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t Michael from Australia like Spongebob?<\/li>\n<li>Why is finding a room in Copenhagen so difficult?<\/li>\n<li>How do I pronounce my roommate&#8217;s name?<\/li>\n<li>Is it safe to drink the water here?<\/li>\n<li>How do the public transport tickets work? Where can I use a &#8216;2 zoner&#8217;? How do I know if I have to buy more?<\/li>\n<li>Why does every bathroom stall need its own sink and soap?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the national food?<\/li>\n<li>Where are the best places for running in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>2+2=j<\/li>\n<li>Can you drink the water?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I buy blue-tack?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no sheep on Copenhagen&#8217;s streets?<\/li>\n<li>Should I get a bike?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the &#8216;O&#8217; crossed out (\u00d8)<\/li>\n<li>What is the Danish national animal?<\/li>\n<li>Is Amsterdam in Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Can I drink the water from public water in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Why does everything cost so much?<\/li>\n<li>Are there any purple giraffes in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>What does &#8216;\u00f8re&#8217; mean?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there basically no street signs in Copenhagen?!<\/li>\n<li>Do the Danish people eat fennel?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there so many cows in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Whre can I get the cheapest beer?<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t they accept my Euros? Only Blondes here?<\/li>\n<li>How to get the cheapest telephone number?<\/li>\n<li>How much should I pay for a beer? How much should I pay for a sandwich?<\/li>\n<li>My Danish isn&#8217;t very good yet\u2026 Is it rude to ask in English in a cafe\/to a stranger? I want to be polite!<\/li>\n<li>How do Danish women cycle in skirts without flashing?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get a cheap bike?<\/li>\n<li>For what reason can I, or what&#8217;s the best reason to, go back to Copenhagen if I finish my study at home?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the best spot for the upcoming weekend? Drinks, enjoy the sun, etc. Where to meet?<\/li>\n<li>How much does a meal cost in KUA?<\/li>\n<li>How much is the food\/meals in the cantine?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Danish people only drink water from the tap\/without glass?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I live?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a student from a Nordic country (Finland). Do I have to get a CPR-card?<\/li>\n<li>How do I not get deported?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I copy papers and print information?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no duck in the canal that crosses the KUA campus?<\/li>\n<li>Where to buy cheap beer?<\/li>\n<li>Why?<\/li>\n<li>Which way should I part my hair; form C-R or R-L? For a Copenhagen male, what is the most appropriate?<\/li>\n<li>Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?<\/li>\n<li>Where do I park my jetski at uni?<\/li>\n<li>Do you accept actual tobacco laws?<\/li>\n<li>How do Danish people say &#8216;Hi&#8217; to each other? For example; British don&#8217;t shake hands, while in Austria we kiss each other on the cheeks. What&#8217;s common in Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Is there any known reason for a Dane not to drink?<\/li>\n<li>Why aren&#8217;t there student discounts?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get something cheap to eat at N\u00f8rreport?<\/li>\n<li>What do you wear to bed?<\/li>\n<li>Are there any all-inclusive-parties at the faculties? How to get there?<\/li>\n<li>How do the tables in the auditorium work?<\/li>\n<li>Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s up?<\/li>\n<li>Who am I?<\/li>\n<li>Why are the bus connections to my university so difficult to catch?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the size of your shoes?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no curtains in my room?<\/li>\n<li>How do I get Elisabeth&#8217;s phone number?<\/li>\n<li>How can I find a room for rent??? Please, tell me!!!<\/li>\n<li>How do you open the windows?<\/li>\n<li>Why are elephants everywhere?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the capital of Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Have all the people here seen the Little Mermaid statue?<\/li>\n<li>Why is a Danish called a Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Why does the word &#8216;slut&#8217; come up so often in Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Where can you buy cheap food\/groceries? (Near South Campus)<\/li>\n<li>How many slices of cheese do you consume per day?<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t all sinks have garbage disposals?<\/li>\n<li>How long are the Metro tickets good for?<\/li>\n<li>Does Copenhagen icecream actually come from Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>How long to bus tickets last? For example can you use &#8216;2 zoner&#8217; tickets for more than one ride?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I find a notice board for example to find other people to share a flat?<\/li>\n<li>Why is spoken Danish so different from written Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Why are Danish people so blond?<\/li>\n<li>Is it really that cold?!?<\/li>\n<li>Do the Danes have to wear a helmet when they&#8217;re riding on bikes?<\/li>\n<li>Do you have any 4-wheeled bikes?<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t &#8216;klippekort&#8217; be bought from the busdriver?<\/li>\n<li>What is the name of the University Post?<\/li>\n<li>Can I go naked to my classes?<\/li>\n<li>Where are those students&#8217; parties Saturday night, which are for free with cheap beer???<\/li>\n<li>How can I get Elisabeth&#8217;s private telephone-number???<\/li>\n<li>Why do the coordinators of this event wear black?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>ginsberg@adm.ku.dk<\/p>\n<p><em>Stay in the know about news and events happening in Copenhagen by <a href=\"http:\/\/universitypost.dk\/newsletter\" target=\"_blank\">signing up for the University Post\u2019s weekly newsletter here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The complete list of &#8216;stupid&#8217; questions from University of Copenhagen&#8217;s new exchange and guest students <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":20098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","expression-news_article"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- 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Judge for yourself! And if you know some of the answers, please share them in the comment field below the list.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do we get a school uniform?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Danes drink so much more than the rest of Scandinavia?<\/li>\n<li>Do Danes like noodles with bacon?<\/li>\n<li>Do you need a license for one of those bikes? It looks serious\u2026<\/li>\n<li>How do you register for classes?<\/li>\n<li>Are we allowed to drink beer in the Metro?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a good supermarket?<\/li>\n<li>How do I get Elisabeth&#8217;s phone number?<\/li>\n<li>What can I do if my Metro ticket is stolen?<\/li>\n<li>How to marry a Danish girl?<\/li>\n<li>How do I come to the sea?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get a cheap bike?<\/li>\n<li>Why do people here wash their clothes with hot water?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Kroner have holes in them?<\/li>\n<li>Where do I find myself a silver fox in this city?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the cheapest pre-paid sim card company?<\/li>\n<li>Why is it not allowed\/possible to make a normal left-turn on a bike?<\/li>\n<li>Where is the cheapest supermarket in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the food in your European countries so terrible?<\/li>\n<li>How often do you go to toilet?<\/li>\n<li>Where is the toilet?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there so many Germans here?<\/li>\n<li>How many times have you been to Bilka in a day?<\/li>\n<li>Why does it smell weird here?<\/li>\n<li>Are you a dog?<\/li>\n<li>What is sour cream in Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Where is a big supermarket? What is it called?<\/li>\n<li>Where do you buy a jumper with University of Copenhagen on it?<\/li>\n<li>What colour underwear do you like the most?<\/li>\n<li>How do I type in letters (like \u00c5, \u00c6, \u00d8 etc.) on a non-Danish keyboard?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s Facebook?<\/li>\n<li>Why are the boys so handsome in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Can you speak Chinese?<\/li>\n<li>How does one approach a Danish individual for the purpose of coital interaction?<\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t Michael from Australia like Spongebob?<\/li>\n<li>Why is finding a room in Copenhagen so difficult?<\/li>\n<li>How do I pronounce my roommate&#8217;s name?<\/li>\n<li>Is it safe to drink the water here?<\/li>\n<li>How do the public transport tickets work? Where can I use a &#8216;2 zoner&#8217;? How do I know if I have to buy more?<\/li>\n<li>Why does every bathroom stall need its own sink and soap?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the national food?<\/li>\n<li>Where are the best places for running in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>2+2=j<\/li>\n<li>Can you drink the water?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I buy blue-tack?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no sheep on Copenhagen&#8217;s streets?<\/li>\n<li>Should I get a bike?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the &#8216;O&#8217; crossed out (\u00d8)<\/li>\n<li>What is the Danish national animal?<\/li>\n<li>Is Amsterdam in Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Can I drink the water from public water in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Why does everything cost so much?<\/li>\n<li>Are there any purple giraffes in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>What does &#8216;\u00f8re&#8217; mean?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there basically no street signs in Copenhagen?!<\/li>\n<li>Do the Danish people eat fennel?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there so many cows in Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>Whre can I get the cheapest beer?<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t they accept my Euros? Only Blondes here?<\/li>\n<li>How to get the cheapest telephone number?<\/li>\n<li>How much should I pay for a beer? How much should I pay for a sandwich?<\/li>\n<li>My Danish isn&#8217;t very good yet\u2026 Is it rude to ask in English in a cafe\/to a stranger? I want to be polite!<\/li>\n<li>How do Danish women cycle in skirts without flashing?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get a cheap bike?<\/li>\n<li>For what reason can I, or what&#8217;s the best reason to, go back to Copenhagen if I finish my study at home?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the best spot for the upcoming weekend? Drinks, enjoy the sun, etc. Where to meet?<\/li>\n<li>How much does a meal cost in KUA?<\/li>\n<li>How much is the food\/meals in the cantine?<\/li>\n<li>Why do Danish people only drink water from the tap\/without glass?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I live?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a student from a Nordic country (Finland). Do I have to get a CPR-card?<\/li>\n<li>How do I not get deported?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I copy papers and print information?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no duck in the canal that crosses the KUA campus?<\/li>\n<li>Where to buy cheap beer?<\/li>\n<li>Why?<\/li>\n<li>Which way should I part my hair; form C-R or R-L? For a Copenhagen male, what is the most appropriate?<\/li>\n<li>Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?<\/li>\n<li>Where do I park my jetski at uni?<\/li>\n<li>Do you accept actual tobacco laws?<\/li>\n<li>How do Danish people say &#8216;Hi&#8217; to each other? For example; British don&#8217;t shake hands, while in Austria we kiss each other on the cheeks. What&#8217;s common in Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Is there any known reason for a Dane not to drink?<\/li>\n<li>Why aren&#8217;t there student discounts?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I get something cheap to eat at N\u00f8rreport?<\/li>\n<li>What do you wear to bed?<\/li>\n<li>Are there any all-inclusive-parties at the faculties? How to get there?<\/li>\n<li>How do the tables in the auditorium work?<\/li>\n<li>Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s up?<\/li>\n<li>Who am I?<\/li>\n<li>Why are the bus connections to my university so difficult to catch?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the size of your shoes?<\/li>\n<li>Why are there no curtains in my room?<\/li>\n<li>How do I get Elisabeth&#8217;s phone number?<\/li>\n<li>How can I find a room for rent??? Please, tell me!!!<\/li>\n<li>How do you open the windows?<\/li>\n<li>Why are elephants everywhere?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the capital of Denmark?<\/li>\n<li>Have all the people here seen the Little Mermaid statue?<\/li>\n<li>Why is a Danish called a Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Why does the word &#8216;slut&#8217; come up so often in Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Where can you buy cheap food\/groceries? (Near South Campus)<\/li>\n<li>How many slices of cheese do you consume per day?<\/li>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t all sinks have garbage disposals?<\/li>\n<li>How long are the Metro tickets good for?<\/li>\n<li>Does Copenhagen icecream actually come from Copenhagen?<\/li>\n<li>How long to bus tickets last? For example can you use &#8216;2 zoner&#8217; tickets for more than one ride?<\/li>\n<li>Where can I find a notice board for example to find other people to share a flat?<\/li>\n<li>Why is spoken Danish so different from written Danish?<\/li>\n<li>Why are Danish people so blond?<\/li>\n<li>Is it really that cold?!?<\/li>\n<li>Do the Danes have to wear a helmet when they&#8217;re riding on bikes?<\/li>\n<li>Do you have any 4-wheeled bikes?<\/li>\n<li>Why can&#8217;t &#8216;klippekort&#8217; be bought from the busdriver?<\/li>\n<li>What is the name of the University Post?<\/li>\n<li>Can I go naked to my classes?<\/li>\n<li>Where are those students&#8217; parties Saturday night, which are for free with cheap beer???<\/li>\n<li>How can I get Elisabeth&#8217;s private telephone-number???<\/li>\n<li>Why do the coordinators of this event wear black?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>ginsberg@adm.ku.dk<\/p>\n<p><em>Stay in the know about news and events happening in Copenhagen by <a href=\"http:\/\/universitypost.dk\/newsletter\" target=\"_blank\">signing up for the University Post\u2019s weekly newsletter here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n"},{"acf_fc_layout":"ArticleEnd"},{"acf_fc_layout":"OtherStories","headline":"","hand_picked_posts":false,"references":false,"category":false,"theme":false,"number_of_posts":"4","style":"default"}]},"taxonomyData":{"category":[{"term_id":43,"name":"Culture","slug":"culture","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":43,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":562,"filter":"raw"}],"post_tag":[],"post_format":[],"expression":[{"term_id":15,"name":"News Article","slug":"news_article","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":15,"taxonomy":"expression","description":"","parent":0,"count":11492,"filter":"raw"}],"translation_priority":[]},"featured_media_url":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/20110808_0001-1280x853.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20097"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37009,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20097\/revisions\/37009"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uniavisen.dk\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}