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The university cuts in verse and rhyme","use_post_excerpt":false},{"acf_fc_layout":"Byline","is_author":false,"contributors":[{"use_registered_user":false,"user":false,"contributor_name":"Andrea Svaneeng","contributor_title":"&nbsp;","contributor_image":false}]},{"acf_fc_layout":"Content","content":"<p>To cut or not to cut that is the question<br \/>\nYet, only one suggests dissection<\/p>\n<p>In a hurry we all must gleefully be<br \/>\nTo save, to cut and finish our degree<\/p>\n<p>The financial concerns are real enough<br \/>\nBut the roads are bumpy, long and rough<\/p>\n<p>And if you do not have a steady hand<br \/>\nIt\u2019s hard to perform, speeding through the land <\/p>\n<p>A slash and a cut are not same<br \/>\nOne is exact, the other bound to maim <\/p>\n<div class=\"dme-external-teaser dme-external-teaser-3\">\n<div class=\"image\">\n<div class=\"dme-image dme-image-center dme-image-preset-0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/universitetsavisen.dk\/node\/33104\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/old_files\/ucphmeltdown.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"title\">\n<div class=\"label\">L\u00e6s mere:<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/universitetsavisen.dk\/node\/33104\">The big UCPH meltdown: Timeline of the cuts <\/a>  <\/div>\n<div class=\"teaser_text\">\n          <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Our University is under hard-core mutilation<br \/>\nIn the shadow of some future \u2018great nation\u2019<\/p>\n<p>At present the educational decisions<br \/>\nSeems headed for fatal collisions<\/p>\n<p>However, I was taught not to run with scissors<br \/>\nSo I wouldn\u2019t fall and create regretful rivers<\/p>\n<p>Be careful when you take the knife off the shelf<br \/>\nYou could end up missing and cutting yourself<\/p>\n<p>universitypost@adm.ku.dk<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you have a good story? 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