Sometimes stupid questions are not so stupid. Judge for yourself! And if you know some of the answers, please share them in the comment field below the list.
- Do we get a school uniform?
- Why do Danes drink so much more than the rest of Scandinavia?
- Do Danes like noodles with bacon?
- Do you need a license for one of those bikes? It looks serious…
- How do you register for classes?
- Are we allowed to drink beer in the Metro?
- What’s a good supermarket?
- How do I get Elisabeth’s phone number?
- What can I do if my Metro ticket is stolen?
- How to marry a Danish girl?
- How do I come to the sea?
- Where can I get a cheap bike?
- Why do people here wash their clothes with hot water?
- Why do Kroner have holes in them?
- Where do I find myself a silver fox in this city?
- What’s the cheapest pre-paid sim card company?
- Why is it not allowed/possible to make a normal left-turn on a bike?
- Where is the cheapest supermarket in Copenhagen?
- Why is the food in your European countries so terrible?
- How often do you go to toilet?
- Where is the toilet?
- Why are there so many Germans here?
- How many times have you been to Bilka in a day?
- Why does it smell weird here?
- Are you a dog?
- What is sour cream in Danish?
- Where is a big supermarket? What is it called?
- Where do you buy a jumper with University of Copenhagen on it?
- What colour underwear do you like the most?
- How do I type in letters (like Å, Æ, Ø etc.) on a non-Danish keyboard?
- What’s Facebook?
- Why are the boys so handsome in Copenhagen?
- Can you speak Chinese?
- How does one approach a Danish individual for the purpose of coital interaction?
- Why doesn’t Michael from Australia like Spongebob?
- Why is finding a room in Copenhagen so difficult?
- How do I pronounce my roommate’s name?
- Is it safe to drink the water here?
- How do the public transport tickets work? Where can I use a ‘2 zoner’? How do I know if I have to buy more?
- Why does every bathroom stall need its own sink and soap?
- What’s the national food?
- Where are the best places for running in Copenhagen?
- 2+2=j
- Can you drink the water?
- Where can I buy blue-tack?
- Why are there no sheep on Copenhagen’s streets?
- Should I get a bike?
- Why is the ‘O’ crossed out (Ø)
- What is the Danish national animal?
- Is Amsterdam in Denmark?
- Can I drink the water from public water in Copenhagen?
- Why does everything cost so much?
- Are there any purple giraffes in Copenhagen?
- What does ‘øre’ mean?
- Why are there basically no street signs in Copenhagen?!
- Do the Danish people eat fennel?
- Why are there so many cows in Copenhagen?
- Whre can I get the cheapest beer?
- Why don’t they accept my Euros? Only Blondes here?
- How to get the cheapest telephone number?
- How much should I pay for a beer? How much should I pay for a sandwich?
- My Danish isn’t very good yet… Is it rude to ask in English in a cafe/to a stranger? I want to be polite!
- How do Danish women cycle in skirts without flashing?
- Where can I get a cheap bike?
- For what reason can I, or what’s the best reason to, go back to Copenhagen if I finish my study at home?
- What’s the best spot for the upcoming weekend? Drinks, enjoy the sun, etc. Where to meet?
- How much does a meal cost in KUA?
- How much is the food/meals in the cantine?
- Why do Danish people only drink water from the tap/without glass?
- Where can I live?
- I’m a student from a Nordic country (Finland). Do I have to get a CPR-card?
- How do I not get deported?
- Where can I copy papers and print information?
- Why are there no duck in the canal that crosses the KUA campus?
- Where to buy cheap beer?
- Why?
- Which way should I part my hair; form C-R or R-L? For a Copenhagen male, what is the most appropriate?
- Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?
- Where do I park my jetski at uni?
- Do you accept actual tobacco laws?
- How do Danish people say ‘Hi’ to each other? For example; British don’t shake hands, while in Austria we kiss each other on the cheeks. What’s common in Denmark?
- Is there any known reason for a Dane not to drink?
- Why aren’t there student discounts?
- Where can I get something cheap to eat at Nørreport?
- What do you wear to bed?
- Are there any all-inclusive-parties at the faculties? How to get there?
- How do the tables in the auditorium work?
- Can everybody from Europe learn Danish easily?
- What’s up?
- Who am I?
- Why are the bus connections to my university so difficult to catch?
- What’s the size of your shoes?
- Why are there no curtains in my room?
- How do I get Elisabeth’s phone number?
- How can I find a room for rent??? Please, tell me!!!
- How do you open the windows?
- Why are elephants everywhere?
- What’s the capital of Denmark?
- Have all the people here seen the Little Mermaid statue?
- Why is a Danish called a Danish?
- Why does the word ‘slut’ come up so often in Danish?
- Where can you buy cheap food/groceries? (Near South Campus)
- How many slices of cheese do you consume per day?
- Why don’t all sinks have garbage disposals?
- How long are the Metro tickets good for?
- Does Copenhagen icecream actually come from Copenhagen?
- How long to bus tickets last? For example can you use ‘2 zoner’ tickets for more than one ride?
- Where can I find a notice board for example to find other people to share a flat?
- Why is spoken Danish so different from written Danish?
- Why are Danish people so blond?
- Is it really that cold?!?
- Do the Danes have to wear a helmet when they’re riding on bikes?
- Do you have any 4-wheeled bikes?
- Why can’t ‘klippekort’ be bought from the busdriver?
- What is the name of the University Post?
- Can I go naked to my classes?
- Where are those students’ parties Saturday night, which are for free with cheap beer???
- How can I get Elisabeth’s private telephone-number???
- Why do the coordinators of this event wear black?
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